How to banquet.
In the ether.
Where my head is.
Bad Poetry Night: inspired by Roy.
Friday, May 19, 2006
Dairy Queen abuse.
Logical evidence that Dairy Queen employs addictive additives:
So a new DQ moved in to town. It's not at a particularly convenient location, and there was zero fanfare upon its grand opening. Like prairie dogs, people just sort of sniffed the air, "Dairy Queen... nearby... oooh, dilly bars..." and flocked to the tiny counter to get their fix.
Okay, so it's sort of expected that a DQ is going to have a crowd around it on a warm weekend evening. Nothing odd about that.
But today, before 10am, in the pouring rain, with an ambient temperature of about 53F (11C), there were people standing in line outside of the DQ window.
Unless they've merged with Starbucks, or have been spiking their Blizzards, I don't get it.
posted by hilary at 10:01 AM |
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